Okay Then

I guess I will start a blogspot now...

Tales of My Life in Texas:

I've come to realize that when they teach in in Kindergarten to never call anyone "stupid", that that is just plain stupid.

We are taught to say "the action is stupid, not the person", but I've come to realize that, no, there are stupid people.

Stupid Lady from Wednesday:

Stupid Lady: Excuse me, I paid $10 Cash and I only got like 2.1 gallons
Me: Let me see your reciept maam
Stupid Lady: She holds it like 3 feet away
Me: can I see it?
Stupid Lady: I'm holdin' it up!
Me: Let me help you outside
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"we go outside and she calls some other girl next to her and says that we're cheating her

Stupid Lady: see 2.77 gallons and I paid $10. I should be getting a little over 3! 3.1 to be exact!
Me: I calculate it on a calculator in front of her. $10.00/$3.599= 2.77 GALLONS
Stupid Lady: No! you's pushin' some kinda weird buttons! If you calculate it it should be 3.1
Me: *this lady doesn't know simple math or even how to speak proper English, and I'm supposed to be nice to someTHING, not someone, someTHING like that?* "What do you mean maam? I did it on the calculator for you?!"
Stupid Lady: No you's pushin' sum buttons uh sumthin'
Other girl: yes maam, I think he's right because if you calculate....
Stupid Lady: nonononono! the sign says $3.59 per gallon!
Me: Per 9/10 of a gallon!
Stupid Lady: *stops for a second* uh, huh? well why don't it say so?
Me: it does? *I point to the sign*
Stupid Lady: Oh I see now, I always forget the 9/10!
Me: *rolls eyes*
Other girl: everything okay now maam?
Stupid Lady: I understand, but I'm not okay with it
Me: *I just leave and she leaves*

That Lady is an Idiot! A STUPID THING!, not a person